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Funniest Drunk Text Conversations Ever

It goes without saying that drinking and texting shouldn’t be combined, and one should always do it in a safe environment. Whether accidentally sexting your Mom or just receiving a shameful recap of drunken events you don’t remember, mixing alcohol with text messaging yields comedic gold. But then again, people sending drunk texts are always so much fun to deal with. If you have an alcoholic friend, then you might have received a few of them already! Texting is something a drunk person should never attempt to do. But if you are drunk texting someone else that is also drunk then everything seems to make sense.

Compiled below are some of the funniest drunk text conversations ever:

1. The one that got away

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2. Optimus Prime!

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3. Haha..Pillow pet

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4. The son is smart!

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5. Wants sex, but gets easily distracted

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6. This other person who has also found a friend

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7. Auto correct makes it so hilarious while drunk texting

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8. Red Bull gives you wings, but Vodka makes you Batman

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9. The person whose love can only be superseded by Taio Cruz

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10. Sometimes, it’s your parents sending the drunk texts

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