It goes without saying that drinking and texting shouldn’t be combined, and one should always do it in a safe environment. Whether accidentally sexting your Mom or just receiving a shameful recap of drunken events you don’t remember, mixing alcohol with text messaging yields comedic gold. But then again, people sending drunk texts are always so much fun to deal with. If you have an alcoholic friend, then you might have received a few of them already! Texting is something a drunk person should never attempt to do. But if you are drunk texting someone else that is also drunk then everything seems to make sense.