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Craziest Ways People Quit Their Jobs

We’ve all been there, done that-you’re sitting at your desk doing that same old awful, soul-sucking job and you actively imagine the many infinite ways you could tell your lunatic adamant boss “I quit”. For the sake of future recommendations and contacts, you probably write the modest kindest resignation letter that not only sings appraisals of your boss but also thanks your co-workers for all the “good times”. But, some people decide to take the other way down the road and take the resignation game to new heights. Listed below are folks that went all-in on their way out. I personally applaud their efforts.

From going live on television to a music video, these are the ballsy ways some people have quit their jobs:

1. With a very heroic parking job

A personal drive was not paid his monthly salary, so he parked his owner’s car like this and quit. Quite heroic, right?

 

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Photo Courtesy: Reddit

2. Such a well decorated cake

Chris Holmes decided to quit his job at the airport to follow his dream of becoming a baker. Thus, explaining his resignation letter written on a cake. Fan for a sweet tooth?

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Photo Courtesy: The Independent

3. Quite an impressive window sign

Employers at a Chipotle near Penn State locked the doors and left their resignation in the form of a sign, citing “borderline sweatshop conditions”. Innovative idea of quitting!

 

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Photo Courtesy: Gawker

4. Perfect error message

A web designer quit his job by coding this error message explaining what happens next. The boss must have been shocked by seeing such a ballsy way of quitting, but even more tensed as to what option to select.

 

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Photo Courtesy: Pinterest

5. Must be a Star Wars fan

Joy Mukharji quit his job by creating something like Star Wars intro, complete with suggestions of having a good time with all his female co-workers. Wait till the end, Mukharji literally cuts to himself, completely naked. Truly need guts for pulling off such a crazy act!

 

6. Loud and clear

A Walmart employee used the intercom to inform the entire store that he was quitting. Guess he had enough of those low prices.

 

7. On a live news broadcast

During a live TV broadcast, anchor Charlo Greene quit her job to focus on marijuana legalization. She famously ended her segment on the legalization of marijuana by saying “Fuck it, I quit”.

 

8. On a flight!

After 20 years of service, Jet Blue flight attendant Steve Slater yelled at an entire plane on the intercom, grabbed a beer and rode the evacuation chute to the tarmac. That’s what I call a heroic exit!

 

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Photo Courtesy: Daily Mail

9. Dancing through the office

Sick of her work hours, viral content creator Marina Shifrin quit her job by making a video of herself dancing around her office with direct message “I quit”.

 

10. On Twitter

Jonathan Schwartz, former CEO of Sun Microsystems, took to twitter with his resignation.

 

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Photo Courtesy: KiwiReport

11. Manager quits with a dance number

Manager quits by making a video of himself dancing with sassy choreography to Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby”. Later, he rips off his uniform to reveal a white T-shirt saying “I quit”.

 

12. Banana suit

A man dressed up as banana quits his job at an insurance company. He was followed by a mariachi band, not sure why he dressed up as a banana in the first place.

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Photo Courtesy: Rebel Circus

 

13. Famous of all

President Richard Nixon sent a short, curt resignation letter to the Secretary of State on the day he left office.

 

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14. Singing a cappella

This guy quit his job at a coffee shop by entertaining his boss with a cappella song.

 

15. Live commentary

Qumar Zaman, commentator for the Lake County Fielders, quit live and on air, giving some harsh comments about the Fielder management team in the process.

 

 

So, if you’re planning to leave your job and are itching to say sayonara and you are least worried about offending anyone, then those were some hard-hitting ideas. Let us know your suggestions in the comments below. Don’t forget to like and share and subscribe us. Till then happy reading.

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