Punjabis are best in almost every field wherever they make entrance. They are a kind of souls with full of energy and talents. Their talking, eating habits, dancing style, wedding, festivals everything makes a buzz. Though Punjabis are mainly known for three things their food, culture, and cuss words. Punjabis have a lot of cuss words that might sound offensive and foul to you all but they are actually are too damn hilarious. The reason is that they’re usually said pretending to be in a humorous way. If you’ve any punjabi friend then you must have come across words like ‘Kanjar’ and ‘Teri Pehn Di’ from them on a regular basis which makes even a non funny conversation a funny one.
Let’s See Few Punjabi Funny Cuss Words:
1. Dhaun Napp Deyange Tuhaddi
This cuss word simply used to freightened someone who is annyoing you till core. If someone is annoying just pull out their collar and shout out with this cuss word which will take the shit out of them. Mostly this cuss word is used by Punjabi Daddy’s to their son to beat hell out of them for misbehaving rudely. So, before using just be a bit cautious.
2. Onda Phuddu Lagge Ai
This word is mostly used to define someone who got lucky. We all have one or two friends who will never accept that they have studied prior to the exam day. You can use this word for those people in a funny manner who passes the exam even without studying just with pure luck. It simply means that the guy or girl got lucky enough to clear out the exam or something else.
3. Shaitaan Diyaan Poonch
This word simply reminds all of us about our old days when we were kids and totally naughty. It is used by mostly Daddy’s and Mother towards naughty who couldn;t stop themselves running around and creating trouble.
4. Boo Da Boja
If you guys have a friend who doesn’t maintains proper hygiene and is smelly all the time then you can use this word to taunt him. Also, don’t forget to tell him the meaning of this. Hopefully this will make them feel some guilt and they start taking daily baths.
5. Tuare Booth Pan Chate Hai
We come across few guys who are so sky high that they don’t give shit about others. If you come across such people then use this cuss word to bring them down. This simply means if fear out someone with broken face. If you’re good at blabbering then use this to make them shut up.
This word is mostly used for stubborn people. If you find around someone not so intelligent or idiotic type of illogical persons then you can use this cuss word. But before calling out someone pendu in public make sure you’re smart enough than them.
7. Chitta Baandarr/ Kaala Baandarr
Well, this is totally not so cool. This simply means if someone is black in color or less skinny. But if you’ve someone very close to you in yor friend circle then you can definitely use this word with a tinge of humor to make them a bit irritating. Make sure not to call out someone unknown with this word or else they might punch you hard in the face.
So, here’s the list of few funny Punjabi cuss words with non-offensive meaning. You can use them at a proper time and on a proper person. Hope you enjoy reading these. Jo bole Sonihaal, Sastriyakal!