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Weird And Bizarre Sex Toys That Will Drive You Crazy

Sex, sex, sex and sex, not a taboo anymore. It’s 2017 and men and women equally desire sex. Sex nowadays is pretty common and nowadays people come up with different ways and methods to make love. Using sex toys is now very common, but would you use these unusual and weird looking sex toys?

Here are world’s wackiest and most weird sex toys around the world.

1. The Bondage Duckie:

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Image: Outlet Sexshop

A cute and incognito treat, Duckie helps make bath times extra fun with multi speed vibrations and smooth silicone material.

2. Eiffel Tower Dildo:

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Image: Wicked Temptations

People visit Paris to look at the beautiful Eiffel Tower, but ever wondered what if Eiffel Tower pays you a visit? For a memorable night out in Paris, take your pleasure to all new heights with this chic and original dildo.

3. Cake Dough Edible Lube:

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Image: Groupon

 

Put down that tub of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and pick up this lube instead. Rub it apply it and eat it. This cookie dough serves all purposes.

4. Plumeau Caresse:

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Image: Mariage.fr

This feather caress is just the right combination of saucy and subtle to tickle anyones fancy.

5. Silicone Penis Cage and Ring Set:

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Image: Adam & Eve

If you can both look past the initial scariness, this cage contraption offers longevity and wild textured sensations for the both of you.

6. Charming Cherries Kegel Balls:

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Image: Amazon.com

A twist on Ben Wa balls, these silicone Kegel balls are so lightweight and quiet you’re able the wear them in public without anyone knowing your little secret if you so desire.

7. A Goddamn Clown Vibrator:

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image: Cracked.com

As we all know, nothing says “sexy time” like the friendly face of a clown, slowly approaching your nether regions accompanied by a buzzing sound.No, wait. What I meant to say was “murder.” Nothing screams “murder” like a clown about to go nuts on your fun parts.

8. The Claw:

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Image: Cracked

Well the image shows what it is. Try becoming a two pronged Wolverine.

9. Hello Kitty massage:

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Image: Amazon.com

Yes, this is a vibrator inspired by a product designed for pre-adolescent females. Sure, its market has expanded over the years, but Hello Kitty’s cutesy roots shouldn’t be overlooked. At the time of this writing, the vibrators have been SOLD OUT on Japanese erotic retail site.

10. Japanese schoolgirl armpit smell bottle:

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Image: Kanojo Toys

This one will really speak to those with a smell fetish. The Japanese schoolgirl armpit smell can be used on partners, dolls, clothes, costumes masturbators and more. The blurb attached reads, “Do you go crazy about armpits? Particularly the sweet armpit of innocent Japanese schoolgirls? Then this is guaranteed to give you what you want when you’re horny.”

11. Mr. Jack With Moustache:

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Image: Reddit

A sex toy that looks more like something designed to disturb your partner on Halloween than it is to get them aroused – Mr. Jack is noted for more than just his moustache.

12. Area 51 Doll:

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Image: YouTube

If life on this planet doesn’t offer enough thrills to get you ready for some sexy fun the only thing that remains is extraterrestrial life, so if that’s your thing why not fork over some of your hard-earned cash for an Area 51 Sex Doll? It’s unclear what kind of person would become sexually stimulated after blowing up one of these? Are you one of these?

Thank God for sex toys. Now people can try something else apart from their hands. What are your views on this? Mention in the comment section below. Till then, stay tuned for more nothingness.

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