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Times When Siri Got Oh-So Real As Well As Savage

Siri- Apple’s virtual assistant, as we all know is our friend in need. Siri might be just known as the voice-activated virtual assistant but it sure does know how to keep up with the humour. Siri is the sass queen/king(depending on the gender you select). As helpful and witty it might be, it surely does know how to put us down.

So, here’s a compilation of the meanest, wittiest and realiest replies by Siri:

1. Precise…

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2. Trying to play around…

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3. Full of sass…

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4. Perfect

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5. Totally killed it…

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6. Played it smart…

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7. Trying to be all witty….

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8. A little bit of personal questions…

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9. And then things got real…

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10. Think you should try this?

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11. And another one…

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12. When he dissed one of my favourite movie…

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13. Sounds hilarious…

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14. Technically true…

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15. Who’s your daddy?

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And…

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16. So brutal…

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17. When he put me in my place…

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18. We all should follow this…

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19. And showed us he doesn’t need us

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20. Ummm…

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Have you tried talking things out to Siri ever? If not then honestly you should , maybe she’ll leave you with a better option. Let us know what you feel about it in the comments below. Till then happy reading!

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