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Condoms So Unusual That Actually Exist

Condoms, heard about them? Spoken about it? Bought it? Well well we all know that our society still finds it a taboo to speak about sex and anything is related to sex. But guess what, we at Tell Me Nothing can share, and speak and think about anything and everything.

Here are a few unsual types of condoms that actually exist.

1. Condometric:

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As the name suggests, this condom actually has metric symbols on it to measure the size of the penis. Something unusual, right?

2. The Tuxedo:

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We like to dress formally in certain occasions, why not dress up your thingy in a formal attire too? This condom actually comes with a print of a bow tie and and waist coat.

3. Black:

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Image: Te Ara

Yes you are right, this condom is actually black in colour, made with the same latex, the only difference is that this is really black.

4. Whiskey Condom:

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Yes you heard it right, a whisky flavored condom. Do not use it for other purposes and this condom is supposed to be worn, and not to be served with ice in a glass.

5. Spray On:

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Tired of looking for your size? Is it too big or too small? Well here is the best possible solution to your problem. A spray on condom comes in an aerosol spray and all you have to do is spray it on. And here you have the perfect fit.

6. Glow:

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Image: Medical Daily

Are you a fan of the light saber? Well you can have yours here. The glow in the dark condom comes in different colours and sizes. Wear it and make an episode of Star Wars. P.S.: it needs to be a private and R rated episode.

7. The Spongebob:

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Image: AliExpress.com

If you are a fan of the hilarious talking sponge, you might want to stay clear of the SpongeBob condoms. Not only do they look like the cartoon character and bear his facial expressions, it also comes in a can instead of a packet just to make things worse.

8. Bacon Flavoured:

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Image: The Littlest Winslow

Who doesn’t love bacon? Everyone does. And guess what, you have it here now. Use it and throw it. Do not attempt to cook it, its not to be consumed.

Someone has rightly said, precaution is always better than cure. So, why not use something different and adventurous to keep your soldier safeguarded? If you’re planning to use them anytime soon, do let us know where did you find them. Till then, stay tuned for more such nothingness.

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