Laughter is the cure to any kind of disease these days. Laughing decreases the stress level and doctors advice patients to join laughter clubs. Jokes are shared among friends and we all look forward to having a good laugh a day with friends or family. All of us deal with stress, anxiety, work pressure, peer pressure, fights or argument with family, friends or spouse. So, for all those who need a pill of laughter, here’s some of the jokes that will leave you laughing your ass out. The Twitter handlers have proved that you don’t have to be a stand-up comedian to slay on a daily basis.
Following are jokes that’ll leave anybody ROFLing:
Wonder when maid looks at me when I’m working out and thinks, bhen ki lodi, khud jhaadoo poncha karegi toh yeh sab karne ki zaroorat nahin
— Lola Kuttiamma (@Priya_Menon) September 13, 2015
DATE: You OK?
ME: Yeah, sure.`
DATE: You seem a bit distracted, what are you thinking about?
MY BRAIN: pic.twitter.com/DnAxL8Y6Fo
— Brian Lloyd (@BrianMLloyd) January 1, 2017
If you take the words ‘Daaru’, ‘Gaadi’ and ‘Kudi’ out of Punjabi songs, all you would have to listen to is ‘oho x10’.
— P (@lovehandle_) April 15, 2013
when u finally arrive at a decision that all the voices in ur head agree with pic.twitter.com/ja9beslGN2
— a kite (@pigeonladyX) March 7, 2017
When you’re struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay pic.twitter.com/czr48f5EYT
— Dan (@DanielWhitear) May 18, 2017
— Abhijeet (@DarrKeAage) May 28, 2017
Sex and the City 2017:
Samantha: Putin? More like Put-it-in, honey ooo.
Charlotte: Samantha you’re so ba—
everyone dies in a nuclear blast
— Anna Swartz (@Anna_Snackz) December 23, 2016
12.99 tae look like a bit a ravioli pic.twitter.com/gJRilegE6M
— Harley (@_harleycampbell) June 5, 2017
When you’re at the gynecologist’s clinic. pic.twitter.com/ajoqbKjF8d
— Neha Ramneek Kapoor (@PWNeha) October 12, 2016
when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up pic.twitter.com/xTXyxORyYc
— millie (@officiaIwinemom) June 13, 2017
The most disappointing thing about the UK election is there wasn’t even a hint of Russian interference. It’s like we don’t matter at all.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) June 8, 2017
*Going through my contact list*
Dad: Beta, yeh jo Tinder surname waale hai matlab woh kaunsi caste ke hote hai?
— Sonali Thakker (@SonaliThakker) March 26, 2016
Dad’s speed of changing TV channel during a kiss scene is faster than the guy telling “Mutual fund investments are subject to market risk”
— Dhinchak Sheen (@SuchAMisfit) March 4, 2017
There are hugs,and then there are lag-ja-gale-ke-phir-ye-haseen-raat-ho-na-ho hugs.
— aych (@mumbaiifreak) August 16, 2013
Just did the hand-out-of-taxi-to-feel-the-rain thing from Wake Up Sid and cabbie yelled at me saying “PEHLE BOLNE KA NA RIGHT LENA HAI”
— crapo (@Creepowoman) June 24, 2013
Local: Welcome to Spain! Como estas?
Me: Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over bailamos
— Supriya (@supaarwoman) April 7, 2015
I’m all for fashion risks and choices but yaar. Yeh… Kya hai? pic.twitter.com/91TQYsxRl1
— Supriya (@supaarwoman) June 16, 2017
My mate was on a flight with Harry Redknapp last night pic.twitter.com/eUML5EOZvt
— Craig MCFC (@HowsonCraig) June 5, 2017
I always thought “Vicco Turmeric, nahi cosmetic” was our national anthem which is why it played before every movie.
— Aditi (@awryaditi) November 30, 2016
Can some just check the Times crossword setter is okay? And not eg being menaced by a large cat pic.twitter.com/ETiB25fy7n
— Jamie Douglass (@JamesLDouglass) June 6, 2017
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