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Satire: Types Of Sleepers We Know About

Who doesn’t love sleeping? It is one of the most amazing things that we do, especially our generation. A proper 8 hours of sleep can refresh your brain and body and give you loads of energy. People sleep in different ways as they have different habits of sleeping. So today we are looking at the different types of sleepers.

Beware, you might be one of such sleepers.

1) The Statues

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These are the people who do not move AT ALL in sleep. They literally do not move an inch and often look dead to the world.

2) The Snorers

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They make our life a living hell, or more like make our nights a living hell because you won’t get a proper rest when someone is literally snoring like a lion around you right?

3) The Sleep Walkers

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These are dangerous people, stay away from them. Sleepwalkers are the best way to scare the living heck out of someone. Just invite a Sleepwalker during Halloween and let them unleash at night. You’ll get a proper Halloween experience when you see someone walking like a ghost around you at night.

4) The Mumblers

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Image: Giphy

Have you ever woken up at night because you heard some weird voices? Then chances are that you are sleeping around a Mumbler. These are the people who talk in their sleep and scare the living heck of the people around them. It can be cute though sometimes.

5) The Twisters

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These are the opposites of The Statues. They twist and turn a lot in their sleep which can annoy their partners unless they’re used to it.

6) The Pillow Lovers

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Image: Lost At E Minor

These people love their pillows too much. They sleep with more than a 1000 pillows around them.

7) The Blanket Lovers

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Here we have the blanket lovers who are cousins with the Pillow Lovers. They love their blankets too much, so much so that they’ll hog the entire blanket and leave their partners shivering in cold.

8) The Space Hogger

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Image: Pinterest

These people are a lot like the Twisters but with a twist because they not only twist and turn in bed but also hog the entire bed for themselves.

9) The Owls

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These are the sleepers who just don’t sleep. They either don’t sleep at all or wake up at intervals. They’re not in good terms with sleep, it seems.

So these are the types of sleepers, we’re sure you might be one of these. Also don’t forget to like and share and spread the word. Till then stay tuned to TMN for your daily dose of nothingness!

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