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THE DRUNK NIGHTS YOU DONT REMEMBER & ARE PROUD OF.

THE DRUNK NIGHTS YOU DONT REMEMBER & ARE PROUD OF.

Are you really embarassed of the nights where you got high and dont remember things you did in the night the other day?
And when your friend tell you the things you did with a tinge of over exaggeration do you really tend to be upset?

Or you do you happily confide in the fact that you are glad you did this which was never possible in a sober state.

Gee the thought is evilish but deep inside everyone is happy that I could do this-particular-act only and only because I was drunk. And in case you goof up, which is usually the case, you always have the perenial defence of – “I am sorry I was too drunk”.

Not that a drunk state gives you the right to do anything and get away with it, it provides you with the much needed cushion to get away unharmed.

I know of a friend who goes to a lot of parties. Shes extremely good looking and often tends to be hit upon by guys at parties. What she confessed to me was simply astonishing and amazed me. She told me that when a guy asked her for her number, she would simply act drunk and tell him that she doesnt remember. Or would give him the wrong number. If somehow the guy manages to get back to her and asks “why did you give me the wrong number?” She would often get away by saying “Im sorry I was too drunk” Thats exactly the cushion that I am talking about.

Now what about the nights when you are actually high and tend to goof up. Yes I am coming to it. Imagine you end up sleeping with a random person or your best friend under the influence of alcohol.
Most people have it on their bucket list, most of you have it on top of your bucket list but will never admit. Sleeping with random persons after getting drunk – Once if not frequently. The next morning you might really act apologetic. Might even consider a ‘Holy Ganges Dip’ next day. But deep inside, you are thanking alcohol for giving you the much needed strength and the much needed cushion to apologise and get away with it.

So how much ever you complain about Alcohol and how it has ruined your nights somewhere you feel good about it.

Drunk dialed an ex? You might be astonished to know how has that helped many to reconnect if not reignite your relation with your ex. An apology followed by a laughter on the things that you blabbered on the drunk call – Yes you have been able to strike a convo with your ex which you might have never imagined in normal situations.

We have people who issue warnings about the things that they tend to do after they guzzle in alcohol and want people around to take care of it. But thats what gettig drunk allows you – Being carefree and not forgetting all the ills that you tend to do. There are drunk nights when you drink, dont remember what you did after getting drunk and being happy about what you did.

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