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Top 40 Crazy And Hilarious Questions Asked On Quora

Quora is one of the popular and biggest platforms to share your crazy views. Founded in 2009 by Adam D’Angelo and Charlie Cheever, got a lot of popularity since then. Currently, Quora has 100 million monthly visitors. Here anyone can post their questions and can get replies. It’s really a cool place to hangout actually and with some hilarious replies to your questions makes it a worth. It’s a good platform to drive traffic towards your website and can also be beneficial for SEO. The site currently features more than 400,000 different topics of questions and answers. Wade Roush wrote on Xconomy that Quora get’s the replies even from 50 former CEO’s that makes it one of the better place to get replies. According to founders of the platform, It’s really a good place where people can share knowledge rather than just information.

Let’s see some of the hilarious, nasty, and crazy questions that have been asked on this Quora.

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Let’s Go Through Few Weird And Crazy Quora Questions:

1. How do you handle having 10 real boyfriends? This questions in itself are crazy and contradict in itself. First, how the hell 10 boyfriends can be real?

2.  I just got killed in Halo 3 by some French guy over Xbox Live, and I got so mad I broke my controller, and it won’t turn back on! How can I make this look like manufacturer error? We have heard about cheat codes in games, but this one is beyond that.

3.  If you know one of your good friends is cheating on his girlfriend with a girl that you wanted to get with, what should you do in order to have more time for playing World of Warcraft? Even we don’t know the answer, guys, reply back if you have one.

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4. What’s the best way to stop ripping my t-shirts whenever I flex? That’s actually a ripping question and if anyone has replies get back to us.

5. What If a girl farts when you propose to her? If you guys are thinking to ask any girl about this, then make sure you cover your whole body from their raging anger.

6. Do Silverfish eat human sperm? Well, we think that can only be answered by scientists only.

7. If I have to pee in the swimming pool, should I just pee? This is one of the disgusting acts that many people’s actually does.

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8. How does one make sure that the bride he is marrying in an arranged marriage has a flat stomach? That’s too much demanding more than dowry.

9. I’m having sex with a communist. How can I overcome my resentment? Our head is spinning with this question, if you have an answer do provide us.

10. What should I do if my friend sends me pictures of his poop? How the hell people can think this weird thing just unimaginable.

11. What are some ways to politely punch someone in their face? If you want to punch anyone it can’t be a polite one.

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12. Does SMS will increase the weight of the phone? Well, we all know it’s just a text but few people might think it otherwise.

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13. I want to get kicked in my testicles by an attractive woman. How can I make this happen? This is totally a weird question and we can only imagine the mental condition of the guy.

14.  What is the best way to completely remove blood stains from a rug? Well, even we don’t have an answer.

15. Has anyone had sex while skydiving? People have only three brains, this genius might think from something else.

16. I fell in love with a girl, but she was in love with another guy; so I  fell in love with that guy, and we became gay. Did I take perfect revenge? What kind of revenge is this? Seriously we are dumbstruck.

17. Could Chuck Norris defeat Barack Obama in a fight? This is interesting, but we are very much sure this ain’t gonna happen.

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18. My girlfriend used to call me a dog whenever we fought. Once, I called her bitch everything ended. why? This can only be replied by the one who has done this. Do share with us your tragic story.

19. How did Virat Kohli react to the kissing scene of Anushka in NH 10? Did she take his prior permission before agreeing to the script? Well, only Virat can reply this.

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20. I have had 5 girlfriends so far, but I still haven’t found happiness. What should I do? Your lust is never going to end man. Only God can save you.

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21. Why is the penis shaped like a mushroom? Well, we are surprised at the intelligence level of few peoples.

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22. Why are Penguins so arrogant by not speaking Hindi? Why don’t you even bother?

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23. Why do Indian trains make a “tchjk tchjk tchjk tchjk” sound? This can only be replied by Indian Railways.

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24. I caught my girlfriend having sex with a male Chimpanzee. What to do now? Just leave her maybe she has more interest in animals than men.

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25. A seagull pooped on my face. What should I do? Just wash it off man.

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26. Why do men seem to fart more than women? Maybe it’s a biological disorder gifted by God.

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27. Why do straight men’s want to have a girlfriend? All the straight guys reply back.

28. Do girls really get moody on their periods? This is quite hilarious, and only girls can reply.

29. Is there a pattern as to how guys choose urinals when entering a public toilet? We burst into a laughter after seeing this funny question on Quora.

30. What happens if you urinate into a particle accelerator? Looks like people have so many questions to ask about urination.

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31. What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex? Now, this is called a true pet lover.

32. Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant? This is one of the craziest questions on Quora that we came across.

33. CAN I use a Plastic glove instead of a condom? Now, this we can call a Jugaad.

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34. How do I learn to code in one night? Only coders can relate to this.

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35. My Macbook air weighs around 2.3 pounds. If I download more files on it, will it make heavier? It’s just a file and not your heavy dumbbells.

36. Do MIT students shower? All MIT students, please answer this question.

37. Is there any free erotic literature online? Do let us know if you know any.

38. My girlfriend broke up with me because I farted when she was giving me a blowjob. What should I do? Quora at it’s best.

39. Is it true all of Quora’s admins got kicked out of Wikipedia for being too prissy and humorless? This should be replied by Quora.

40. How many tons of boobies are in the world? Why are people so curious about these things?

Here we conclude the top 40 craziest and nerdiest questions on Quora. Hope you have a laugh riot by reading them. Next time we will bring more bone tickling questions with hilarious answers. Till then, happy reading.

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