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Top 10 Funny German Phrases That Will Make You Laugh Your Heart Out

Conversations these days are not meant to be serious. Formal conversation can not last longer as compared to a funny and with some spice in it. Numerous peoples would relate to this while talking to their friends, girlfriend, or maybe with some colleague. People are now getting verified by the slangs or phrases that they use while having a chat. Few of their slangs and phrases are so funny that you will burst into a laughter. The German language is the only language that capitalizes every noun, this is very hectic imagine the times that we have to us the shift key. German peoples are very much efficient so this could be one of the better aspects they can offer. One more thing that might amaze people that every noun gets a generalization here in terms of gender. Starting from a small girl that can be defined both as a kid and a female or an ocean, which can be defined both as male, female or neuter depending on different scenarios. There are no fixed rules and regulations in their grammatical sequences and if you think that you got a hand on some of it by just reading few of their books or phrases, then you are going to dumbstruck later. Their language system is totally complex, slippery and very hard to grasp. This is the reason why German language terms as one of the hardest languages to learn. Even an I Love You phrase would sound weird in German as it says as Ich Liebe Dich, which sounds like hitting with a trowel. Talking about German slangs, they are not less funny than Indian slangs. Let’s see some of the funny German phrases which will make you laugh out loud.

Let’s See Some Funny German Phrases:

1. Knoblauch

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We have this vegetable or herb at our homes whatever you want to call in our daily food. Some might not like it because of its odor taste. pronouncing it in India or any other country is not that weird sounding, but in french it might turn out to be strange. Few outsiders who come there to work always gets confused with the word, and instead of assuming it as garlic they assume it as garbage. Well, that’s hilarious because nobody would like to eat garbage. German’s have something different to pronounce Garlic, and this depicts the same.

2. Apfelsaft

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By reading this one might assume that it would be some creepy, nerveless, or saggy thing. But, believe us it’s one of the healthiest food’s juice, apple. Yeah, you heard it right it means as apple juice in the German language.

3. Kohlensaure

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By reading this word, one might think that it’s a weird creature from Hollywood movies like Dinosaur. Hey, but listen you’re wrong because it actually means bubbles in your soda.

4. Lustgarten

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If you are thinking that you are having a lust on someone and this phrase depicts the same, then you are totally wrong. This simply means pleasure garden in German.

5. Fahrt, Einfahrt and Notfahrt

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By reading above phrase, you might think that it’s a weather forecast report saying temperature, humidity, etc. Someone might think, Notfahrt depicts an upset stomach, then you’re totally wrong. Fahrt actually means a trip, Einfahrt means entrance, and Notfahrt simply means an emergency operation.

6. Rathaus

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If you have read above phrase, we are very much sure the first thing that strikes your mind is, a rat house. You might think that it’s a little house of famous jerry character from Tom and Jerry cartoon, but it simply is a town hall. This phrase is used by German’s to show their dissent aginst their government. These funny German phrases will make you laugh out loud.

7. Herr Doktor Professor

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In English usually, people uses Mr., Dr. or Miss to designate their identities. Although German’s think otherwise, maybe they are either scared of people’s designations or more curious about their profession than their identity. They use this phrase to define all of their parts like their gender and all of their present, and past designations. It’s one of the funny German phrases that will make you ROFL.

8. Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung

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If by reading above word a thought comes in your mind that whether it’s speed breaker or we should stop doing something, then you’re somewhere close to it. Though it’s a long word that You would not love to read out, it simply means speed limit. If anywhere in Germany you get caught by some traffic police then have this word in your mind.

9. Kugelschreiber

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If you want a pen from someone in Germany, then you should learn this word, as it would turn out to be a chaos there if you don’t know the meaning of this word. German’s might have a lot of time in saying these long phrases because, in a country like India, there might be a war assuming it to be some offensive word.

10. Sie sind ebenso schmutzig wie Toilettenpapier

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Suppose you’re angry at someone and wants to something funny and crazy about them, how will you react? You will simply use some English phrase to say some crappy things about them, but you won’t use this big word. In German language, it simply means, you’re worse than a toilet paper. It’s one of the longest and funny German phrases.

Here are the funny and hilarious looking phrases from the German language, but there meaning are not funny. If you’re a kind of a guy who always tries to find something funny in everything, then this is surely for you. Hope these not so quirky phrases bring a smile on your faces. With that note, we would love to hear your suggestions and comments. Till then, subscribe, comment, and don’t forget to like our facebook page.

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