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Marshall Eriksen: 10 Quotes From The How I Met Your Mother Character

Marshall Eriksen, played by Jason Segel, on How I Met Your Mother has had his fair share of moments on the popular TV sitcom. Here are some awesome quotes from him from the popular TV show.

Quotes by Marshall Eriksen:

1. “The only people in the universe who haven’t seen Stars Wars are the characters in Star Wars”

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2. “I’m a cuddly bi*ch, deal with it!”

3. “It’s fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas”

4. “Show us the onion volcano, the fried rice beating heart, the shrimp in the pocket.”

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5. “Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!”

6. “You have to let me dance my own battles!”

7. “Why does he keep doing this? He meets them. He likes them way too much. He goes way too big too soon. He ends up blowing it. I can’t take this any more. He’s fallen in love so many times now.”

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8. “Paper cut…Death is all around us.”

9. “I believe in you. I honor your body’s wisdom. Your womb is a temple”

10. “Here’s the thing, Barney. I’m snuggly. You’re not. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in comfort and it’s raining outside and there’s muffins warming in the oven. I’m cuddly bitch. Deal with it.”

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