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Things Girls Hear When They Watch Sports Instead Of Daily Soaps

Now that its IPL season, Sooryavansham has stepped aside. But there are some people who still are as useless as Bhanu Pratap Singh and Heera Singh. Let’s name them ‘Sooryavanshis.‘ Such sooryavanshis do nothing but irritate and drive the sane ones insane. A simple example – Now that its cricket season, people often tend to ask girls with a huge shock – “Being a girl, you watch sports?” People, we girls are literally done answering this question. Our gender is not meant just to watch ‘saas-bahu’ stupidity. You have no idea at all about how we feel when people ask such silly question to us. All girls who love sports can definitely relate to this. Here are some things girls hear when they watch sports instead of daily soaps.

1. “Being a girl, you watch sports?” : Things Girls Hear When They Watch Sports Instead Of Daily Soaps

Yes, we do watch sports! Which constitution on Earth says girls can’t follow sports? We literally feel like hitting such sooryavanshis with that very cricket bat on their heads, which is filled with nothing but crap.

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2. “Do you even understand this?” : Things Girls Hear When They Watch Sports Instead Of Daily Soaps

We bloody do! We understand every bit of it, hence we’re watching it and cheering for our favourite team. Be it cricket, football, badminton, hockey or any other sport, we do freaking understand everything about it.

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3. “Such a tomboy!” : Things Girls Hear When They Watch Sports Instead Of Daily Soaps

Oh yeah? So, does that mean if you watch a romantic sitcom, you change your gender and have a vagina, instead?

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Image Courtesy : Reality TV Games

4. “Name one player!” : Things Girls Hear When They Watch Sports Instead Of Daily Soaps

Q – “You understand cricket? Okay then, tell me, who is the captain of team South Africa?”

A- Faf du Plessis.

*People shock. Girls rock*

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5. “Please, no daily soaps!” : Things Girls Hear When They Watch Sports Instead Of Daily Soaps

Your better half or any other random person already assumes that once you have the remote in your hand, you will simply switch to those senseless daily soaps. But in reality, when you switch on sports, all they do is, repeat the above four shitty statements.

Things Girls Hear When They Watch Sports Instead Of Daily Soaps
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I’m sure all you girls out there agree with me on all of the above mentioned stereotypical reactions. Whom do you support this IPL season? Also, heard something else apart from these? Mention them in the comment section below and we shall help you with some awesome replies to those reactions.

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