Whether you believe in ghosts or you don’t doesn’t matter because you never know, life may troll you one day and just put a ghost right in front of you. It can happen okay, and today we as good Samaritans are going to help with with a few tips on what you can do if you ever encounter a ghost in real life. Ready for it? Let’s roll!
1)Run for life (Obviously)
This is the safest (and the most obvious) thing you can do, just dash and never look back.
2)Pretend you don’t know what a ghost is.
You know one of the easiest tricks to get out of an uncomfortable situation is to pretend that you don’t know what the heck is going on. You can do the same when you see a ghost, maybe the fellow ghost will get tired of you and just leave instead of explaining. Hey they too are busy okay, their job is to scare people, they ain’t sitting free to lecture you about these stuff.
3)Say you were looking for the bathroom urgently.
No one will stop you when you need to pee urgently ya know, just pretend that you were looking for the bathroom because nature was calling for ya. And then just run and don’t look back.
4)Try a hand at conversation, if you can.
Hey its good to be social, you should maintain cordial relationship with everyone, doesn’t matter is they’re your friends, enemies, children, ghosts or aliens. Just try a hand at conversation, ask your fellow ghosts about their day, about life in the afterlife and maybe you’ll end up making a new friend. That is until the said friend doesn’t kill you first.
5)Pretend Halloween isn’t here yet and start teasing the ghost.
Just blame the ghost for being too early for Halloween, maybe they’ll get embarrassed and leave you alone till Halloween, after that you can just try any of the tips given below and above to save your life.
6)Call Mum and cry for help(May be kiddish but who cares when you are scared out of your wits)
It may seem childish but hey, who isn’t scared of moms? Our moms are more scary than a ghost when you don’t listen to them. Just sayin.
7)Carry a pepper spray to spray them in the face.
You never know, if it works on jerks then it can work on ghosts too, if it doesn’t then just throw the bottle and run away ASAP!
8)Pretend to be a fellow ghost.
This will definitely save your life. Like in the movie ‘Warm Bodies’ the actors pretend to be a zombie around other zombies and eventually become a fellow zombie in their eyes. This is worth giving a shot, instant life saver I say!
9)Just ignore them like you ignore a bug.
Well it can be a little offending to ignore someone and it might just aggregate the ghosts more, or, it can make you seem like a dumb, worthless target and maybe that’ll encourage the ghost to leave you alone. Just add headphones for more effect.
10)Call the priest.
If nothing works then just call the priest and conduct an exorcism. It may or may not work. But according to ‘The Exorcist’ it should be a good remedy.
P.S: This post has been written in fluent sarcasm, do NOT take it seriously. If you see a ghost in real life then just follow point 1 mentioned above. Have a great day!