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What Type Of Angry Person Are You?

As human beings we have naturally inbuilt mechanism of feeling anger. We feel anger over many kinds of situations whether its absurd or just plain offensive. Anger is one natural emotion which people express without holding back (especially these days with all the social media, you know what I am talking about). But every person expresses anger in a different way with different gestures. So today we are counting the types of angry people

1) The Quiet One

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As the name suggest these are the kind of people who get angry very quietly. You won’t know that you angered them until they give you a bitch face. Like that one angry look which will tell you that you messed up. They are pretty rare to find these days.

2) The Seething Child

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So these are the kind of people who seethe in their emo corner when they are angry. They are quiet about it but you will know they are angry because they are constantly mumbling something or gnashing their teeth together. They will internally be screaming and shouting at you because they don’t want to do it physically. And hence, we call them the Seething Child.

3) The Texter

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Have you ever fought with your friend face to face but didn’t clear up your argument? And later when you are alone you get a huge long essay on your phone by this person who clearly wants to continue the argument or clarify it via text because they are too afraid to do it face to face? If yes then you just encountered The Texter my friend.

4) The Verbal Train Wreck.

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These are pretty common, the VTR are the kind of people who don’t know the meaning of ‘holding back’ because they will blast you with a verbal essay when they are angry. They will rant on and on until they are satisfied that conveyed their point.

5) The Mumbler

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Do you remember when as children we used to mumble when we were angry because we were angry with our parents or someone older than us? Well the Mumbler are those children but in the body of an adult because they never lost their habit of mumbling bad things when they are angry. Oh no, now as adults they mumble obscenities ya know. You will know that they are angry when they have a big scowl on their face and are constantly mumbling something.

6) The Social Media Freak

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So these are the kind of people you will find in every corner of this planet. The SMF is a person who considers social media a platform to vent all his hidden inner anger to the world instead of just confronting his situations. He/She expects us to empathize with their feelings and understand their situations but you are just dumbfounded because you don’t understand their situation. FB, Instagram,WhatsApp has all become a place where SMF truly opens up about their opinions and emotions.

7) The Silent Treatment Guru

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Possibilities are that it’s your mom or maybe even your girlfriend/boyfriend. You know when your mom gets angry and she gives you the ‘silent treatment’ for days until you finally realize how much of an ass you are and finally apologize? Yeah she is a STG. Anybody around you can be an STG, it could be your girlfriend or boyfriend or your friend or maybe even your dog (they do okay?)

8) The Aggressive Maniac Angry

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A lot of people have seen this kind of person in action because action is all they do with a mix of yelling and a heavy dose of obscenities. The AM is a person who get mentally deranged when they are angry and will probably start World War 3 with you. They are very difficult to handle and calm and their nature is very scary. You just don’t wanna mess with them.

So what kind of angry person are you? comment below and let us know. Also don’t forget to like and share for more :)

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