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5 Amazing Responses To Reject A Proposal

We all have been through a phase where when are so numb how to reject or deny a proposal. Especially we females. We just don’t know how to say NO to a guy whom we don’t like. Well, we know it takes a lot of courage to walk across the floor and just do a word-vomit of how you feel for us, and we genuinely respect that. Maybe that’s one of the reasons we hesitate to tell you a NO. But, there are some guys out there who are just after your life. Even when you don’t entertain them, they will still call you like 20 times a day (not exaggerating). Such guys are forerunners of “Romeos”, which today’s generation terms as “Roadside Romeos.” But when we’re here, why to fear? We are here at your rescue with 5 amazing responses to reject a proposal. And you can be dead sure about that particular guy won’t show his face to you. Ever.

1. I’m A Lesbian : 5 Amazing Responses To Reject A Proposal

Buys do give obvious hints about their feelings for you. And if you feel he might propose you anytime sooner, call your girl friend to rescue you form that creep. As soon as he proposes you, point out to your best friend and shout, “I AM A LESBIAN AND I LOVE HER!” Trust me, this works wonders.

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2. Daaadddyyyy! : 5 Amazing Responses To Reject A Proposal

Guns do not scare boys. Dads with pretty daughters do. The moment he tells you about his feelings for you, straight away ask him to talk to your father about getting married. You’re killing to people with one bullet. Dad and marriage, both will scare the shit out of him. And, you win!

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3. Say No To Sex : 5 Amazing Responses To Reject A Proposal

Tell him that you’re not interested in sex at all. You think its a sin and you’re a firm believer of Sri Sri Ravishankar ji. When a guy hears “NO SEX”, he will run faster than Usain Bolt.

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4. Oh, Baby! : 5 Amazing Responses To Reject A Proposal

“I’m pregnant. I’m so glad you agreed to accept me with Rahul’s baby. That son of a bitch impregnated me and left me, just because I broke his balls just because he did not get me Belgium Dark Chocolate Ice-cream. I love you and so does the baby!” Enough said. #BitchModeOn

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5. Told Ya! : 5 Amazing Responses To Reject A Proposal

This one never fails. The moment you see your date kneeling down, do not panic. Pick up our phone, call up your best friend and shout out loud, “I told ya! I told ya! He will propose to me. And he did. I’m that fucking awesome. Keep my 2000 bucks ready, bitch!” Do not repeat the look on his face. Be a badass, girl.

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P.S.: All the above mentioned methods are tried, tested and triumphed. So, go out there and don’t you worry about any creeps. And, you’re welcome.

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