Winter has finally come to end guys and now its time for the season which is most probably hated by a majority of Mumbaikars. Yes, I am talking about the dreaded summer season. Mumbai turns into a freaking oven in summers and it makes it difficult for us humans to step outside our home or even consider stepping outside the cooling of air conditioned areas. Well in a way the severe heat is our fault because we humans just love cutting trees instead of planting them, let’s not even start with the amount of pollution the city faces every day. Anyways to help you cope with the heat we have gathered a few tips that you can use to to beat the heat. So lets roll!
1)Get out of your house even if it deep fries you.
2)Pour a crap ton of water on yourself in the middle of the day to avoid the heat wave.
3)Stand under trees the whole day until evening finally arises.
4)Carry a fan with you wherever you go.
5)Complain about global warming and do nothing about it.
6)Roam around like a suspicious terrorist.
7)Wear a crap ton of useless sunscreen that does nothing for our skin.
8)Wear an absurdly big hat that’ll probably ruin your swag.
9) Take a ridiculously long trip to cool places, probably Manali.
10)Lastly regret not saving the environment sooner.
Disclaimer for those who don’t understand sarcasm: This is meant to be a sarcastic post, please don’t take it seriously.