In this society, it is very important for a lady to be an ideal daughter-in-law first, and then have her own identity, if she has some time spared for herself. These tips that we’re suggesting are in total humor and sarcasm. Please do not try such tasks at home, for you are not a Khatron Ke Khiladi.
1. Give Up: Ideal Daughter-In-Law
Yes, give up on your own identity and your dreams. You are so not allowed to dream after you get married. Leave your dream job and passions. That is how your mother-in-law would be so proud of you. For doing what? For doing absolutely nothing!
2. Change Your Closet: Ideal Daughter-In-Law
Forget your favorite denim, dress, skirts and even crop tops. Its time to stock up your own closet with nothing but salwars, chidudars, kurtis and sarees. A lot and lot of sarees with blouses with aunties design.
3. Be A Master-chef: Ideal Daughter-In-Law
Be found, but only in the kitchen. You ought to know how to cook each and every cuisine without youtubing the recipes. But most important of all, you certainly need to know how to make your rotis (breads) in a perfect round shape. Even more round than earth.
4. Attend Parties: Ideal Daughter-In-Law
But only kitty parties and kids’ birthday parties. If you win any of the Housie rounds, you will automatically be certified as the best daughter-in-law by your mother-in-law as well as the society. That, my friend, is your ticket to be on top of their good books.
5. Fasts: Ideal Daughter-In-Law
Keep all sorts of fasts to impress all sorts of Gods, Goddesses, In-laws, Sharma Aunty, Mehra Uncle and your mother-in-law. Fasts for what? Of course, for your husband’s long and stable life.
6. Be An Ekta Kapoor Fan: Ideal Daughter-In-Law
Forget all the Hollywood movies and sitcoms. Its time for Ekta Kapoor’s daily soaps to take the lead role in your life. Gossip about the vamp in the serials and reveal who is having an extra-marital affair with whom, in that particular daily soap. The moment your mother-in-law finds out Byomkesh Bakshi’s talent in you, she will never stop parsing you.
And this is how you successfully become an IDEAL DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
This post is written purely in satire and sarcasm. Do not, I repeat, do not take any of these above mentioned shit seriously.
Till then, happy reading! 🙂