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6 Ways To Be An Ideal Daughter-In-Law

In this society, it is very important for a lady to be an ideal daughter-in-law first, and then have her own identity, if she has some time spared for herself. These tips that we’re suggesting are in total humor and sarcasm. Please do not try such tasks at home, for you are not a Khatron Ke Khiladi.

 

Image Courtesy: SAYS Malaysia
Image Courtesy: SAYS Malaysia

1. Give Up: Ideal Daughter-In-Law

Yes, give up on your own identity and your dreams. You are so not allowed to dream after you get married. Leave your dream job and passions. That is how your mother-in-law would be so proud of you. For doing what? For doing absolutely nothing!

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Image Courtesy : Giphy

2. Change Your Closet: Ideal Daughter-In-Law

Forget your favorite denim, dress, skirts and even crop tops. Its time to stock up your own closet with nothing but salwars, chidudars, kurtis and sarees. A lot and lot of sarees with blouses with aunties design.

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Image Courtesy : simplyamina.wordpress.com

3. Be A Master-chef: Ideal Daughter-In-Law

Be found, but only in the kitchen. You ought to know how to cook each and every cuisine without youtubing the recipes. But most important of all, you certainly need to know how to make your rotis (breads) in a perfect round shape. Even more round than earth.

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Image Courtesy : Bon Appetit

4. Attend Parties: Ideal Daughter-In-Law

But only kitty parties and kids’ birthday parties. If you win any of the Housie rounds, you will automatically be certified as the best daughter-in-law by your mother-in-law as well as the society. That, my friend, is your ticket to be on top of their good books.

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Image Courtesy : Daily Times

5. Fasts: Ideal Daughter-In-Law

Keep all sorts of fasts to impress all sorts of Gods, Goddesses, In-laws, Sharma Aunty, Mehra Uncle and your mother-in-law. Fasts for what? Of course, for your husband’s long and stable life.

Ideal Daughter-In-Law
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6. Be An Ekta Kapoor Fan: Ideal Daughter-In-Law

Forget all the Hollywood movies and sitcoms. Its time for Ekta Kapoor’s daily soaps to take the lead role in your life. Gossip about the vamp in the serials and reveal who is having an extra-marital affair with whom, in that particular daily soap. The moment your mother-in-law finds out Byomkesh Bakshi’s talent in you, she will never stop parsing you.

Ideal Daughter-In-Law
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And this is how you successfully become an IDEAL DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.

This post is written purely in satire and sarcasm. Do not, I repeat, do not take any of these above mentioned shit seriously.

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