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When Men Get Awkward Boner In Public

We think only girls face the pain of menstruation. But the truth is, even men face a problem which is equally worse. An unexpected and awkward boner in a public place. A literal tower raised inside their pants and that too at any crowded place like a shopping mall or even while crossing the road. Ladies, not every man is a pervert. They do have their own set of restraints. Men, though we don’t have one, but we do kinda understand your situation. Sounds awkwardly funny? Scroll down for more:

1. COLD: Awkward Boner

When the weather is so cold that not even a padded underwear could help them hide their hard-on. Just like any other body part, even that little thing would feel tad bit cold. Shifting your member to be more comfortable is something you can try.

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Image Courtesy : Giphy

2. FULL BLADDER: Awkward Boner

You can literally control anything, even a tornado. But you just cannot control a nature’s call. It feels like the entire urinal is going to be experience some sort of Tsunami. At such point, their baby rises up and is almost on the verge of crying rivers. If sitting, cover it with any object that you have, like a bag or a laptop to hide it till its relaxed.

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Image Courtesy : Teno

3. WHEN SOMETHING TICKLES DOWN THERE: Awkward Boner

When in doubt, jerk it out. Accidentally when some random things rubs against their crotches in a public place, their antenna is clearly visible. One rub is enough to wake up the sleeping beauty. Be as stagnant as you can. Friction will make it all the more worse.

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Image Courtesy : Giphy

4. NO UNDERWEAR / NO PANTS: Awkward Boner

Too lazy to wear an underwear or jeans? Face the uplifts with full embarrassment in front of the entire crowd. Men, we do understand why you do not wish to wear an underwear, because we women equally hate wearing bras. Distract yourself by singing a song, surfing through the social media even when you have seen it thousands of times, play some games in your phone or focus on some math problem that you were not able to solve in 10th grade. Okay, the last one is lame, but till the time it distracts you, you can give it a shot.

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Image Courtesy : imgur.com

5. FOR NO REAL REASON: Awkward Boner

That little thing that they’re so proud of can be as moody as a girl in her periods. It follows only one rule, “Its my way or the Highway!” When it gets moody, it certainly would need some swings. Breathe heavily, but with your stomach. If you try breathing with your lungs, the boner gets even harder. Don’t trust us? Try it yourself.

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Image Courtesy : Giphy

Before ending this awkwardly satirical post, we’d like to dedicate a little poem for your boners:

ROSES ARE RED,

VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

POEMS ARE HARD,

SO ARE YOU!

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Image Courtesy : GIFSoup

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