All Indians know the super power the Indian Aunty possesses. Be it our next-door Aunty or our mother’s childhood friend, the Aunty figure has been an intrinsic part of all our lives. And the common features of all these aunties in our separate worlds gives them a unique persona of their own.
Let’s see if the shit these aunties say is universal or not 😀
HAAYE RAAM KITNE BADE HOGAYE!
No matter how recently you meet this aunty you will always grow in leaps and bounds for her. No one can make you feel older than good old aunty.
KUCH KHAANE KO NAI MILTA GHAR PE BETA?
*shoves unlimted naashta in your face*
Bas karo auntyy :'(
Put on as many kilos as you want but aunty’s power of vision is made in such a way that you will always look famished to her.
AUR JOB TOH LAG GAYI HOGI? KITNE KAMAATE HO?
Beware if you plan on opening your start-up, the first thing you will have to prepare is answering aunty’s never ending questions as to your future plans.
*because no one is as bothered about your future than cute aunty*
AGLA NUMBER TOH TUMHARA HAI
No sooner will your elder sibling get married than your aunty’s search for your groom/bride will begin.
*Pyaar kiya toh aunty se hi darna na*
KHAANA VAANA BANANA SEEKHO!
Number agaya, then cooking should be your major priority. Not learning the same amounts to sacrilege!
*Fuck modernity, kudi ko khaana banana aana hi chenda*
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